Yes.

sell the children and the dog.

It will be very easy to fill a 25 inch by 9 inch room with sound.

The things you’re saying only work if polyvinyl chloride is assumed to be a theoretically perfect medium, which it obviously isn’t.

The white noise you hear on lps is not “noise” in a traditional sense it’s “noise” that allows your cortex to fill in the gaps so to speak.

The surface noise is the sound of friction. It limits the medium’s ability to reproduce the audio recorded in the waveform.

If your computer can’t think fast enough well thats distortion

No, the computer being unable to process the bitstream leads to dropout, not distortion.

if your in 192k and your file is 44.1 that’s distortion

Upsampling doesn’t add distortion

if your computer needs an update that’s distortion

doesn’t make sense

vhynl

that’s what made me err on the side of sarcasm

Can’t tell if sarcastic or not so for anyone reading (because people believe more ridiculous things when it comes to home audio), the groove on a vinyl record is just a waveform same as that which is output from the 2bus.

get better stands for sure. Cats do their thing and you have to adapt to them.

The other option is to create some places that the cat would prefer over the speakers, something like this: https://www.wikihow.pet/Create-a-Cat-Superhighway

generally I listen to recordings of music I like. Sometimes I listen to recordings of music I don’t like as well, but not as often as I listen to recordings of music I do like.