• Alternative_Case_878@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

    Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”

    Wife: “Who said that?”

    Helen: “Your husband.”

    Wife: “Oh.”

    Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

    Wife: “Who said that?”

    Helen: “Your husband.”

    Wife: “Oh.”

    Helen: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.”

    Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”

    Helen: “No, the gardener did.”

    Wife: “So, how much do you want?”