There’s a joke about sex in here somewhere…

Ok

Fall asleep whilst listening to the soundtrack for ‘The Omen’, or it doesn’t count

I’m not an expert but I don’t think you should wear that when sleeping

Sleep on something hard and wonder why it hurts???

If you’re looking for magic or medical advice, we have none. It seems…trivial.

While some earbuds may advertise to be sleep safe, no actual doctor would ever recommend sleeping with anything in your ear for what I hope would be obvious reasons. At your own risk.

I stubbed my toe and now my toe hurts.